Laura: Either bite other girls on the neck, or take these blood supplements. Carmilla: Alright alright, just hand me the damn pills...

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

At the same time a light unexpectedly sprang up, and I saw Carmilla, standing near the door of my bed, in her white nightdress, bathed, from her chin to her feet, in one great stain of blood.

She held me close in her pretty arms for a moment and whispered in my ear, “Good night, darling, it is very hard to part with you, but good night; tomorrow, but not early, I shall see you again.”

Carmilla: Imagine being a vampire who can’t go out while it’s still daylight. Lol can’t relate.

Carmilla’s mother is the type to send her daughter off to an all girl’s religious school, to help cure her of her “Lesbianism.”

Laura: Ok Carmilla; fuck, marry, or kill- Carmilla: Oh that’s easy! Fuck you, marry you, then kill the entire town! Laura: Um... That’s not how this game works.

Carmilla and Laura: *Leaves the love hotel that they stayed at for Valentines Day* The employee going into their suite to clean it up: Why the fuck is there blood all over the place?!

Laura: *Is hunched over on the bed while red wine all over her naked body* Do you like what you see, darling? Carmilla: *Makes horny vampiric hyperventilating noises*

Laura: *Sees Carmilla standing at the foot of her bed naked and covered in blood* Well mark me down as scared and horny.

Happy Vampiretines Day to my two favorite lesbian gals!! 🥰❤️👩🏼👩🏻

Laura: *Entering the hotel suite* That’s strange, I couldn’t find any employees around our floor. They can’t all be on break- Carmilla: *Sitting in a blood filled bathtub* Oh Hey, you’re just in time! Care to join me? Laura: *Shaking her head* So that’s where they went...

J. Sheridan Le Fanu to himself: So how gay do you want this story to be? J. Sheridan Le Fanu to himself: Yes.

Laura: Valentine’s Day sucks, but so does Carmilla.

Decided that I’d post this here since I had this stored in my phone for forever now… 😅😝

Carmilla & Laura: *Casually making out in bed, before turning to see someone randomly watching them from afar* J. Sheridan Le Fanu: Oh don’t mind me! Just keep doing what you’re doing. *Continues writing with a quill and paper*

Dracula: it’s best to aim for the neck, because then you’d easier access to the blood. Carmilla: I don’t care, I like titties, so that’s what I’m gonna be munching on.

Carmilla: That relatable moment when your mom leaves you on the side of the rhode, completely helpless, but she doesn’t do anything about it because she has places to be, and you’re not her top priority, despite you being her daughter… Laura: Do need need a hug or something??

Carmilla: You told me we were going to a blood blank!! *crossers her arms and huffs in annoyance* Laura: You have to see a dentist for a check up every once in a while. You don’t wanna loose you fangs one day, do you?

The radiates Carmilla and her cat girl self so much!! 🥰🐈‍⬛