My wife left me because I wouldn’t stop calling our marriage a leveraged buyout

Credit Suisse credit default swaps BLOWING UP! CDS = SOS. It's been a long monday. #creditsuisse #CDS

Over the past three quarters alone, losses have added up to nearly $4B. Given the risk, Credit Suisse’s financing costs have surged. (Deutsche Bank estimated a $CS capital shortfall of at least 4 billion francs in August). 15/

My biggest financial mistake was not being born into the era where getting paid millions on Wall Street was as easy as picking up the phone and saying “hey johnny boy, can I put you down for $500M of IBM? Perfect, see ya on the golf course later”

Nu jävlar är det Sveriges tur!

Maybe $7 trillion in stimulus was a tad too much.

When’s the new “here’s why high inflation is a good thing” article dropping?

US President Joe Biden signals fresh action to fight oil (and gasoline) prices: “The price of gas is still too high and we need to keep working to bring it down,” Biden said at an event in Los Angeles. “I’ll have more to say about that next week,” he added, without elaboration.

8.2 I see you

ANYWAYS

Nat Gas prices have dropped from >300 EURs pr MWh to levels just north of 50 EURs and day ahead prices are even lower in many areas of Europe 2/n

Igor Girkin is still in Russia: 47.29637, 39.25793 GeoConfirmed Credit: Oskar Kochan

When you’re at the closing dinner for a massive sellside M&A deal you worked on for months but you just got staffed on another nightmare deal

Choose your fighter $AAPL $MSFT $GOOG $AMZN

Breaking 🚨: Michael Burry is back buying stocks again In Q3 he purchased more $GEO and made new buys of $QRTEA, $CXW $AJRD, $CHTR, & $LILAK His portfolio is now over 50% in prison stocks

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The most beta male shit I’ve ever heard is Andrew Tate getting arrested after getting rekt by a girl on social media Good riddance

#CreditSuisse So, shareholders receive CHF3bn from UBS, and AT1 bondholders will get wiped out? This will raise some questions about the hierarchy of claims.

How can AT1 bonds be zero'd when they're more senior than equity which is getting paid 2bn, you ask? Because bondholders agreed they could be. Here's the section in the $CS 9.75% AT1 prospectus (don't worry if you weren't aware, half the holders prob haven't read this either):