Als PoC fühlt man sich so, als wäre man immer im Urlaub, weil man sich nirgends zuhause fühlt. 😍

& that’s that!!

A good business idea in Germany: a startup that sells hugs

finding a relationship in Berlin is like finding a toblerone chocolate. You gotta leave the city and go to the airport to get it

flight attendant: you are at the emergency exit, you will be responsible of evacuating passengers in case of an emergency lady next to me: so do I go out first or let them out first 🤦🏻‍♀️

Turkish people in Turkey are like French people. They think that everyone's speaks their language

I kept my windows open last night and nothing happened :/

I bet you there will be a titanic 2 movie soon: called: leave us alone

I think Celine Dion should release a new titanic song called: We are not alive

I saw a couple wearing matching beige birkenstocks. And this is when I knew that I never want to be in a long term relationship

I adopted a tomato tree. Unlike kids , at least it gives me back something

is conservative the woke word for racist?

conversations in trains are so boring especially the ones of blond german girls. I can't

me and my washing machine finished at the same time today

It’s weird that when a woman travels on her own, people say oh so courageous. When a man travels on his own people say: he must be a hiker

U Bahns in Berlin make me discover new smells

I habe a period tracking app. It tells me things like : in 3 days you will have your next mental breakdown

Germans spend half of their time doing one thing, and the other half of the time talking about how to do the thing. And that's why we need immigrants in this country

I am an Arabic German woman. I heard that the AFD did a secret meeting recently and the main topic was: me. So obsessed

saying that the afd had a secret meeting about immigrants is like saying that Harvey Epstein was having secret massages in Hollywood