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Carmen Chraim

@carmenita01

Loud Lebanese woman, based in Berlin and doing stand up comedy in English

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finding a relationship in Berlin is like finding a toblerone chocolate. You gotta leave the city and go to the airport to get it

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flight attendant: you are at the emergency exit, you will be responsible of evacuating passengers in case of an emergency lady next to me: so do I go out first or let them out first 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I saw a couple wearing matching beige birkenstocks. And this is when I knew that I never want to be in a long term relationship

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It’s weird that when a woman travels on her own, people say oh so courageous. When a man travels on his own people say: he must be a hiker

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Germans spend half of their time doing one thing, and the other half of the time talking about how to do the thing. And that's why we need immigrants in this country

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saying that the afd had a secret meeting about immigrants is like saying that Harvey Epstein was having secret massages in Hollywood