“Look after my drink, I’m going to the toilet” Has sent so many people to the grave. Be vigilant this festive season. Carry your drink with you everywhere you go. Buy another one if you left your drink on the table. Not everyone that smiles with you loves you. 🤍

"In whose house are you depressed??? I said go mop the roof!" Lmaooo 😭😭💀

I shouldn't have to stay in contact constantly to still be considered a friend. If we vibe well, we're friends. Even if I don't talk to you for months or even years we’re still friends. If nothing bad came between us that stopped the communication, WE STIL FRIENDS

Document your December enjoyment well. Post clean videos and steady your cameras well. Some of us will be watching from our houses, living vicariously through you. Give us a good show.

Public announcement: The Namibian Police has just released this video of a very dangerous animal which can be seen alot in December. Be careful 🙏🏼

When one door closes, open the window bruh angeke phela. Phuma nange roof if you have to. Fight, there's no giving up here.

You can be in love with someone and still cheat on them, same way you can be very loyal to your sneaky link Being faithful has little to do with love, but more to do with self control and discipline. It’s sad people don’t know this

If your mother is alive, may she have a long life to witness your success ✨️

How does one mute a picture ? I'm tired of seeing that man's picture on my TL

Men are the real gold diggers. They expect you to give them your body, play maid, cook their meals, raise their kids, clean their mess, pamper their fragile egos, and take the brunt of emotional labor, all while holding down a job and splitting the bills.

How fast I can detach. Anything I love extremely deeply I’m prepared to lose. It can break my heart but I have learnt how to keep going. It can seem cold, but if it takes me off my pivot..I’ll cut my finger off to save my hand. I can’t lose myself again, for anything. I’ll heal.

- If you can’t afford it, don’t buy it to prove a point. No one cares. - Sleep is not for the weak. Rest or your body will force you to. - If the vibe feels off, LEAVE. - Save for a rainy day. It always rains. - If they show you who they are, believe them the first time. - Avoid

What’s a life-saving medical fact everyone should know?

Birth rates are dropping, divorce rates are climbing, more women are graduating, buying houses, cars, and owning their space. What a time to be alive. KEEP SHINING, LADIES. 🫶🏾

Thanks to the people who tweeted our thoughts this year. Blessed are the ones that tweet our mind and get dragged for our sakes.

Show up for people who show up for you the same way. Consistency is loyalty. Anything else is self-neglect.