Grrr Mondays...I don't wanna go to work tomorrow!!!!😣😥🤒🤕

I just wanna cuddle....

Can't wait for my better half to come home tomorrow サッカー観戦日記-2025🥅 gonna get cuddled & kissed til she says stop😏

"I'd tip you but all I have is cough drops and a fly swatter." サッカー観戦日記-2025🥅 at advanced auto.😂

When your uber driver plays Ashanti on XM radio because your name is Ashanti! Thanks Roger's! #feelinmyself #GR16

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I have officially turned into that old lady that has stare downs with 6 year olds and mouth mean words to them so their parents won't hear😲

The older I get the meaner I am...I'm convinced it has to do with the IDGAF part of my brain that just turned on. #meangirl4life

My party goblin is a chola.I drink tequila and turn into a spanish speaking thug. #iliza #partygoblin #latinaproblems

Pizza hut in Fairlawn I officially hate you 😲. Been waiting for over an hour and a half..Im starving ya dicks! #hangry

Playing a drinking game on a Sunday watching criminal minds. Anytime they say the phrase Malignant narcissist we drink..I about to bow out.

My friend said my jacket looked like a hott hemroid. Tha hell.

While watching Catfish サッカー観戦日記-2025🥅 says, "I stopped catfishing when I grew into my body." Umm what!?! #catfisher4life

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#closechickfila Dan Cathy is horrible...all his African American employees should walk out during lunch rush. Dan T. Cathy