serving up lines for your homies on your pregnant belly is CRAZY

“listen to ur body” body wants a lethal amount of Taco Bell

i don’t actually know what chatgpt is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

the way my body hurts after every shift i better be getting buff!!!!!!

girls will see this and say hell yeah

i feel like the bangs aren’t really banging anymore

Got a few extra tckts to ternion tonight at cervs, unfortunately not feeling too great, below face value, just don’t want them to go to waste!

i know my friends are real bc all of them said not to dye my hair black. my fiancé, however, is praying on my downfall

not to be a capricorn but to think all my career growth has happened bc i submitted my resume on CRAIGSLIST for a “front desk superstar” role

Me & bf went to a festival and someone had a live photobooth 😭😭😭😭😭

the one day i wear my personal scrubs instead of the hospital scrubs i have a patient vomit in the ct tube and a necrotizing fasciitis patient

was picking weeds and accidentally picked up a snake !

you mean to tell me i’ve been religiously ripping the skin off my fingers when i could’ve just been taking a little pill once a day? you win again, big pharma

trying to speak telepathically to the neighborhood bunnies and tell them i am a friend - not a foe

hey can someone send me 2 million dollars rq i really need to buy this house

I dont care that you broke your elbow type shit

why did i pick up memorial day im so silly!!!!!!

noooo don’t crash out you’re so sexy

not now kitten daddy’s crashing out