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Carl

@carlywarly68

Early 50s, ex Fire Control, ex TVP PEC, ex gunsmith. Loves driving, shooting, food & wine & getting away in our motorhome. Big C survivor 15+yrs clear

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calendar_today02-06-2016 08:21:40

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The FA has announced an investigation.......
Into this tweet, not the fact that the VAR is a well known Luton fan.
After this week's FA Cup replay decision then this, they are rapidly showing they are not fit for purpose.

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Fuckety fuck!!!

Half way through shaving my head this morning and the bloody clippers gone flat.

Stood here looking like I did 20 years ago when I had the big C.

Sorry Albert your walk is going to have to wait this morning.

How long are these things going to take to charge

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To say someone looks like they are from Monsters Inc, while sporting a chin that looks like Joseph Merrick πŸ˜‚

You aren't going to be able to take your eyes off the chin now. πŸ˜‚

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When you are waiting for your Parcelforce delivery then notice.....is his van a chamber of secrets and does the depot manager shout 'he who can't be named, you're on route 3 today' J.K. Rowling

When you are waiting for your Parcelforce delivery then notice.....is his van a chamber of secrets and does the depot manager shout 'he who can't be named, you're on route 3 today' @jk_rowling
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I was studying for my O levels when this happened, it was one of those events in time that I will never forget.

RIP WPC Yvonne Fletcher πŸ˜₯ πŸ’™

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FFS what is it with some people.
Asda car park, a dozen cars max in the whole car park, I get back to mine, open the door, no rush to get going, looking for something in my bag so haven't closed my driver's door, next thing, a car toots, guy wants to go into space next to me πŸ™„

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Mrs CW is working late tonight, rather than an evening of Modern Warfare Zombies, guess what I'm going to be bingeing πŸ˜πŸ‘

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I won't repost their tweet as it implies that by sharing it people agree with them. Remarkable resemblance to Just Stop Oil, not only logo colours but they also state the same anti oil/gas in their bio.
Hopefully they pick a 'wrong' target soon and a MOD plod landshark gets a nip

I won't repost their tweet as it implies that by sharing it people agree with them. Remarkable resemblance to Just Stop Oil, not only logo colours but they also state the same anti oil/gas in their bio. Hopefully they pick a 'wrong' target soon and a MOD plod landshark gets a nip
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What a complete waste of time, the offence of Assault of an Emergency Worker was created, has it reduced assaults? No, because the perpetrators know the courts will give the a slap on the wrist or a suspended sentence.
What needs changing is the judiciary.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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