It has been 100 days since Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich was detained by Russia during a reporting trip and falsely accused of espionage. He needs to be immediately released. #IStandWithEvan #FreeEvan

Looking for a Defense Against the Dark Arts prof, J.K. Rowling? Where do I apply? Trump, Death Eaters - I got this! x.com/BostonGlobe/st…

Anyone else get a confusing time-travel feeling from the new #GilmoreGirls trailer? Rory has an iPhone? (Still SUPER pumped!)

I took the same $10,000 train in Peru as Gwyneth Paltrow and it was nuts 🚞💰✨ dailym.ai/2cr6LKU

Seriously, though, where's Lily Allen's Donald Trump-inspired "Fuck You" remix? #needthisplease

Leave it to the Jersey girl to inadvertently end up in a non-touristy mall in Córdoba, Spain. And shop. #youcantakethegirloutofjersey

Happy Gilmore Girls-giving! #LukeandLorelai4Eva

Word of the day: QUOCKERWODGER (19th century) – a politician who has his or her strings pulled by a third party, who behaves likes a puppet

Obama's final press conference... gonna miss this guy so much 😢😢😢

Will & Grace is OFFICIALLY coming back! Are you... dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

Today in Trump's US, I made a business call using the word "pussy". College of Communication, Boston University, offering my services as lecturer on sad post-grad realities.

"I know girl..." #Scandal

2017 is weird... I'm RTing Kim Kardashian. #NoBanNoWall x.com/kimkardashian/…

Stuff to buy if you're single and hating it this Valentine's Day (*wimper*) dailym.ai/2kXU5hp

Do 'healthy' baking mixes REALLY taste good? dailym.ai/2m8Bu2t

"Is it time to go home and watch teen dramas yet?" Erica Tempesta has an uncanny way of summing up my life.

New Yorkers aren't rude. You're just annoying. x.com/travelleisure/…

Dear journalists, Your foremost responsibility is to the citizenry. Preserving loyalty to anyone other than the American people, for access or any other reason, is unethical, and also not fucking journalism. Good luck applying your eye makeup this morning. xoxo, democracy