at least once a week im googlin “bars with patio sf” and at least once a week google is like “these 3 unbearably crowded options or that one coffee shop with one chair on the sidewalk” and i never learn

ok, yes, i am a lady of a certain age, but still it DID hurt tonight when buying wine at the grocery store, my cashier was about to ask for my id, looked me dead in the face for three eternally long seconds, and finally said: “i don’t need to see it.”

i have seen every single episode of the office about....hmmmm.........891x each, with the exception of S6E12, scotts tots, which i have seen exactly once and will NEVER DO AGAIN

me finishing pasta courses at italian homemade

ok Kirbie Johnson can u explain this

my fav activity is sitting down with a good book, opening my phone to check on somethin real quick, and staring at my phone for 45 minutes

suddenly i’m craving ice cream again🍦 Elizabeth Denton with the SCOOP

We couldn’t be more proud to announce our partnership with Planned Parenthood for our #BoldisBeautiful project this year. 💖 When the Bold is Beautiful Project was created, we outlined three criteria in selecting non-profit partners, one of them being “access to health and (1/2)

squad goals!!!!!!!!!!

flight attendant just announced that all passengers must “secure their bags” and i’m like can do babe

🎶 on the third day of the heat wave, my closet gave to meee: a dress I haven’t worn since 2015 🎶

Me trying to decide if I should risk it all by adding winged liner

the best thing abt my job is when Logan Reynolds says "what are some memes? i wanna tweet." feel free to pick ur fighter as we create the next great meme for Benefit Cosmetics US

standing in line at the LAX einstein’s bagels at 7:45 am PST the woman next to me asked, “what’s good here?” and i’ve never been so stumped by a question in my life

got a new job, found the celebrity gossip slack channel, found my people. many thx Who? Weekly for making ur girl some friends!!!

exactly 14 days into living in nyc and i’m not *good* at knowing my way around but i’m also not *bad* on getting on any subway that sounds familiar-ish and seeing if it takes me home

i’m convinced that the very best tweets on god’s green earth are the ones i just don’t have quite enough airplane wifi to see

every time i’m in a public bathroom with no purse hook

thinkin about last nights virtual kings cup and when the category was iconic pop divas and Allie Rickards 💲 😳 said “Marilyn Manson.”

the way i convinced three separate people to watch Love Island s6 and they are all somehow watching at the exact same pace. feeling powerful 🥰 (cc corinne @kristamorgs)