One day I’m going to have a daughter & my husband will say “you know she got that attitude from you, right? “ & it will be one of the greatest days of my life

My liver will handle what my heart can’t

hardest pill i had to swallow this year is learning how to pick myself back up & how to cope w/o the ppl who i thought would be in my life for a long time. i had to realize that you have to do shit for yourself b/c the only person that will put you back on your two feet is you

The fact that I get excited every time I master a bone and all the bumps, lines, holes and processes to it really goes to show how much anatomy has taken over my life..

It’s 1AM and I suddenly get the urge to update my Bitmojis outfit. Why am I like this?

My life consists of third wheeling with my friends and their bfs because I don’t have anyone of my own to annoy🤷🏻‍♀️

I want to be in a warm state. My hair froze yesterday while walking to my car🙄

I call jr.mathias to rant and he answers the phone by saying “wassup princess!?” Literally love this guy.

I’m the type of person where if you need a favor or just someone to talk to, I got you hun.

Don’t worry, after what I heard I’ll leave you alone for good now✌🏻

I don’t care how old I am, I will always need my mama to take care of me when I’m sick🤒

*Babysitting four-year-olds* Carter:”guess how old I am” Me:*does not get the chance to guess because he screams four* Me:”wow you’re getting old. Guess how old I am” Carter:”60” Me in my head:”damn do I really look that bad?🤔”

So I’m sittin in my room in a T-shirt and underwear when my roommate walks in. I turn around and there’s a guy with her. I don’t have pants on. So stupid me blurts out the fact that I don’t have pants on and the guy awkwardly leaves the room. I hate myself🤦🏻‍♀️

All these high school seniors are like "can't wait to see what the next chapter holds" Gaining 15 lbs & spending $300 on a textbook, that's what it holds

Warning to incoming college freshmen...you may think you can do an 8 am or even a 9 am lecture, but truth is you won’t even be able to do an 11 am

me: *wakes up* snapchat: on this day 3 years ago u were skinny