Having a meltdown cause I’ve taken my extensions out for the first time in 4 years so I FaceTimed Greg for a cheering up. He answers FaceTime & goes “it’s baldy locks and the 3 hairs” that’s me greeting again. BOYFRIEND FOR SALE 🥴🥴🥴

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults.

Me n ma pals on July 4th when the pubs open

so my dads building site in birmingham has a CCTV camera alert which flashes when there’s movement, and this morning it took this photo. 10 mins later security went to check and found NOTHING. weird as fuck 😕

#NewProfilePic

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i owe myself an apology for all the shit I’ve let slide this year

1000% me 🤣🤣🤣

Massive respect to the DPD guy who just made his way down my uncleared knee deep in snow street to deliver my £11.99 15cm coffee frother, stay safe out there brother you look absolutely livid

Whoever built these steps musta built the steps at the Brits

Coleslaw proper gives me the fear who under the age of 50 eats that like

Only time I like twitter is when #loveisland is on 🤣 comedy gold man 😭

can not deal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rangers performing like this as Michael Beale watches from the sidelines... It's like it's sports day and they are trying to impress their dad

Since the hideaway is open again it’s time to bring back this classic #loveisland #loveislanduk

Mad how many young guys like early 20s have serious substance abuse issues with drugs or bevvy and it’s just overlooked cos it’s so normal now 🤯

What an enjoyable evening of football.

Oh look—take a hard look. Thousands of people turned out in Southport for a vigil after yesterday’s slaughter of three innocent children. But do you notice anything? Where is the Islamic migrant community, who swarm the streets every week to demand respect, halal foods,