Asking someone is they gonna do what they said they was

"Get me another plate but say its for u"

Allegedly

I will go home

Arnold Palmer, but if you add some Tequila it becomes a Keke Palmer.

The whole phone dear

Everybody wanna cheat but don’t nobody wanna die

Don’t be sorry hoe, just do it ✔️

I would probably cry real tears if I saw this leaving the bar

Unnecessary talking. Please. It’s ok to shut the fuck up.

me: “call me whenever u need me“ also me:

Me: checking to see if the temperature of my shower is hot enough

I'll stop giving a fck in the middle of a sentence & stop talking 😭

Sometimes I just don’t feel like talking..at all.

The best part about being funny is i be dead serious

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

i’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019