who still takes pinkie promises seriously? retweet if you do, asking for a friend.

Some of y’all never got enough AR points to go to the pizza party and it really shows

Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car” Me:

you don’t realize how long two minutes actually is until you’re waiting on your ramen noodles in the microwave

it’s currently -589 degrees outside. why am i not in bed under my covers

raise your hand if you’re ready to drop out 🙋🏻‍♀️

imagine your parents letting you dye your hair wacko colors during quarantine.... can’t relate

can we go back to when the only time we wore masks was on halloween 😭