my parents in 2008: this is just a phase you’ll get over this taylor girl soon me in 2023:

BRB making this my header

this guy is the one you wanna marry, not that other one who went viral for making his wife put a dollar in the “Taylor Swift jar” every time she mentioned her favorite singer

men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over

if i tell you i’m busy just know i’m at the house like this

2024 in/out list

2023 summed up

I don't flirt I just say every single one of my thoughts out loud and hope for the best

i’m just a girl

kyle juszczyk is under every taylor swift video crediting his girl, what a man

travis has played his last game ever against his older brother in the nfl 🥺

I hope Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift have a lovely day. They seem like really nice people & also, in general, I simply support anything that irritates miserable people.

when hamilton wrote the other 51 essays it was all like "YES QUEEN SLAY" "YOU GO GIRL" but god forbid taylor releases 31 songs then its suddenly like "aReN'T peOplE gEtTInG tIrED oF hEr"

THEY TOOK THE WRONG DONALD

huge day

I bet the first time Charles Schulz drew Snoopy he was like oh shit hell yeah

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

2023: Barbie summer 💗 2024: Brat summer 💚 2025: Kit summer 💔