The Arcane Texas Fact of the Day: The state of Texas consumes roughly 16 million acre feet of freshwater per year. An acre foot of water is the amount of water needed to cover one acre (about the size of a football field) with one foot of water. That amount is 326,000 gallons.

I know y’all didn’t tweet about summer vacation during everyone’s spring break now please just give me the keys we can do so much better

Found a $5 all you can eat buffet that’s only open during lunch hours within walking distance from the house

Me picking things at the buffet to put on my plate

Sunburst, by Dale Chihuly, 1999, 📸 by Daniel Shirey

Mosquitoes when they see me walk outside

If the USA won the World Cup who would perform at the trophy ceremony

OKAAYYY

It’s been a long time coming but I’m publicly announcing my allegiance to team anti-Drake

It’s real y’all

I should’ve bought this pearl-adorned beret in Paris when I had the chance

GET TICKETS FOR MY SHOWS AT THE VELV ON APRIL 7TH & 8TH!!!

TEN DOLLAR SUSHI BUFFET WALKING DISTANCE FROM THE HOUSE

SHES CANADIAN?!

Man I’m not dead yet you could’ve just FaceTimed me 🥹

When you told your dad you’d be home by midnight and it’s 12:01

As you all begin to plan and get excited for summer or fall trips I would like to remind you that I’m living in a place nicknamed “The Island of Magic” in Brazil and, while it’s expensive to fly to, you will spend less on a two week trip here than to Europe or whatever

Someone come visit me dammit I have a spare bedroom in a treehouse for you

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