I keep hearing Silicon Valley Bank collapsed because it was woke, meaning, it was aware that when pulled over, due to the color of its skin, it should keep its hands on the wheel and obey all orders very carefully and fully, or risk becoming an outsized statistic.

Acyn Republicans are very moral people who would never vote in an adulterer. Stormy talking could have damaged Trump’s campaign. So of course it was a totally legit expense to be paid from campaign funds. Any Patriot can see that. 😜

I didn't realize so many people had boats.

The Apprentice wouldn't have been the hit it was had we known that President "I hire only the best" Trump's HR skills were atrociously bad. His most his trusted "fixer" lawyer of 12 years? Nothing but a "convicted nut job with zero credibilty."

My mom's Obituary in today's LA Times. Today would have been her 80th Birthday. Happy Birthday, Mom, wherever you are. legacy.com/us/obituaries/…

I’m just here for the meltdown.

I’ve adopted many strays and ferals but this is a first.

You can take the credit card away. But you still have to pay the bill. Since you're the parent (or the controlling party in Congress) you're in the driver's seat for curbing spending. But the bill for your past spending is due. You gonna just not pay it 'cause your kid's crying?

Citibank Credit Card division called. They want their money. I told them we'll see. I'm currently negotiating with my family members. If I can get everyone to stop spending so much (and not just on our health insurance premiums), then I'll pay the bill.

I didn't realize back when we were kids that our local rock station was grooming us. Didn't even work! Of course, I always preferred KMET and then KROQ.

So the ice hockey team that won it all was from Las Vegas? Ice Hockey? And the runner up was Florida? Climate change is getting crazy y’all!!!!

Are there even 600 tweets worth seeing anymore? If I spend that much time on here just end me.

In Iowa, we are banning "Ulysses," "The Catcher in the Rye," and "The Color Purple." Honestly, if you are a kid and turning to Ulysses for titillation when the internet is everywhere, we should be giving you a medal and a full-ride scholarship to the Iowa Writers' Workshop

I’m a big fan and user of Metro Los Angeles , but let’s be real. 20 minute headways for trains at 8pm, doesn’t scream “Hey, Los Angeles, get out of your cars.”

If he can get 1.5 Billion for Mar-A-Lago, as he claims, he should totally do that!! He’d finally be a for real billionaire like he’s always pretended to be. apple.news/AeiOh_6pQS46cg…

Why does my Twitter feed now look like Tik Tok or IG Reels?

Trump on noticing the United States abbreviates to “us.” “I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that? I just picked that up." He then complained he won’t get the credit he deserves for making the “us” discovery. Haha - guy wants credit for a thought every kid has.

We really need to get back to solid humanities education in this country. It seems too many folks read or hear a paragraph, pick out a few words and completely miss the context and the meaning. Including former Presidents!!!! Amazing.

We are so F-ed. #debate

Look, nothing to see here: Trump flirts with a lot of stuff, sometimes it's as old as income tax, sometimes it's as young as a 12 year old girl.