“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

I would blow my shit smooth off on that escalator and change the trajectory of all of their lives

“I may not be as big a part of their life, but they are my life.” Brad Underwood loves his team #BasketballGuy

Giving my sister an optimistic run down of my day and she asked me not to kill myself

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

Would enjoy a nice scuffle of this sorts

Not even joking when I say he was one of the best locker room guys in Illini history. Went from an MVP candidate to a guy who played with walk-ons and didn’t quit on the team. Recognizing the moment and feeding AJ Redd on senior night is the perfect example of Petro’s character

.Misko4Raznatovic—Nikola Jokic's agent and the man behind Illinois’s Balkan Five—shares why European basketball players are drawn to the NCAA.

He like me

These aren’t the same ppl?

Just sent my son with a 30 rack and my 9 mm good luck out there guys

Prayers up for Clav chat

Brandon Lee gave us the solid effort of 10 mins of ass this season. I hope all goes well for him

Probably the most uniformed Illini fan on X

“Sorry kids, but daddy can’t put you to bed on Thursday night. I’ll be in Pittsburgh dressed as a Bengal Tiger watching 20 year olds get jobs.”

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

Frontier Airlines: “And to my friend Spirit Airlines. Rest now. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla.”