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Carlos Garcia

@carlosdoesworld

I act. I tell jokes on stage. I spend too much time in the cookie aisle. Co-host of the @FratChatPodcast. Producer of @GreatestComedyShow.

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HAPPY 3:16 DAY HERE IS EVERY TIME STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN GAVE A STUNNER TO THE ROCK 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Robby The Brain© (@robbythebrain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy 3:16 day to all who celebrate. Flashback to when Stone Cold returned and hit a Stunner on almost everyone in the WCW/ECW Alliance. “HE’S WALKIN, HE’S TALKIN!” How Jim Ross didn’t suffer a heart attack here is a miracle. They don’t do moments like this anymore.

Carlos Garcia (@carlosdoesworld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On this joyous 3:16 day, don’t forget to leave out a pack of Steveweisers and some hot dogs for uncle Stone Cold Steve Austin. Cause if you don’t…

CSPAN (@cspan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

.Senator Mark Kelly: "Were you asked…to brief on whether Iran would close the Strait of Hormuz?" DNI Tulsi Gabbard: "I'm not going to comment on what the President did or didn't ask me." John Ratcliffe: "When we get intelligence…the Intelligence Community brings that to the President."

CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jon Ossoff just OBLITERATED Tulsi Gabbard while grilling her on Trump's claims from June that Iran's nuclear program was obliterated. Watch this. 🔥

Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_dg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Oh, there's sugar all over the bar now!" "That's not funny, Homer." "Yeah, we were just joking around. But you had to take it too FAR!"

Anthony Scaramucci (@scaramucci) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes. $1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity. One hour before the announcement. Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil

Thomas Massie (@repthomasmassie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Furkan Gözükara (@gozukarafurkan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Massive corruption exposed on ABC News. A UAE official bought a 500 million dollar secret stake in a Trump company right before getting access to guarded US AI chips. Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche desperately tries to deflect. The White House is for sale.

Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:

Eylon Levy (@eylonalevy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The President of the United States addresses the nation about the Islamic Republic of Iran, flanked by the Easter Bunny. We are living in a simulation.

On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 (@dailysimpsons) 's Twitter Profile Photo

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. BILL OAKLEY Josh Weinstein