Just ordered this from Amazon.

I see Iona's new tour got off to a good start.

Police have released a cctv picture of the moment the Aberdeen player was hit with a seat at Tanadice yesterday. She kinda looks familiar.

News of Iona's burner account has reached the Whitehouse.

Who cuts Roz Foyers hair? Stevie Wonder with boxing gloves on?

Scotland’s National Theatre is forcing only white actors in Brian Cox’s new play to undergo ‘anti-oppression’ training—while exempting others based on race. If this isn’t racism, what is? Discrimination in the name of diversity is still discrimination. #Racism #BrianCox

With Kneecap being removed from the bill at TRNSMT, Iona has adopted a new look in an attempt to take their slot.

Party time in Kazakhstan!

6 out of 6 Daily Record Journalists predicted a Celtic victory tonight. Even Gill Sturgeon would have done better than that.

As the Co-op is boycotting Israeli goods, maybe it's time for us all to boycott the Co-op? scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/world-new…

The SNP has destroyed the NHS.

Can't get a GP appointment? Here's why.

God Bless The Prince of Wales!

Iona Fyfe was installed as Aberdeen University Rector today. Looks like she's started as she means to go on.

Never going to work.

The Minging Detective!

Imagine being groomed & raped as a young person & then being screwed over by the female politician who’s meant to represent you & keep future children safe. 😡😡😡

Maybe she should spend less time on Gaelic and brush up on her English. What a mess.🤦‍♂️

Good morning.

Did she spend all the money on food? edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh…