te conocería por primera vez,otra vez

me getting ready to annoy my favorite person as soon as they wake up

Me acting like I don’t notice the food coming at the restaurant

pinches excusas pendejas, el que quiere, puede

“I got chisme” Me:

Me Mid Conversation With Anyone

Just cause you wear a hard hat it does not make you blue collar man. 🫨🫨

This person right here will have an amazing August

Save yourself

wake up miss my bitch morning routine miss my bitch get money miss my bitch eat lunch miss my bitch get more money miss my bitch night routine miss my bitch goto sleep dream bout my bitch

they’re just not her

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

Me listening to this song

This

your Bestfriend deadass be that person you hang out with the least 😭😭😭 like wtf

Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I’m from.

LeBron comments on P Diddy getting arrested: “It’s crazy, I was bumping to ‘Mo Money Mo Problem’ earlier today in the car and I had a weird feeling today was the day the feds will catch Diddy.” (Via 👑 Brandon “Scoop B” Robinson)

Normalize praying in the morning before you touch your phone.

Me at 2 am when the intruder breaks in and sees me eating a full course meal

God is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so soso so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good