Absolutely nail it 😂

🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak says he goes up stairs in the middle of his work day to check if his wife has made the beds [The Mirror]

A hill I’m willing to die on is that it is utterly pointless to make your bed. No one sees it and you just mess it up again as soon as you use it.

💰 It’s Budget day! Join Ed Balls and George Osborne at 3pm for their LIVE reaction to Jeremy Hunt’s spending plans. Will it be enough to win the Tories the next election? ✉️ Send us your budget questions: [email protected] 📺 Watch: tr.ee/pc-live

Ok, this is the best one I’ve seen so far…

Watching the end of the #premierleague season……..

I think I’ve broken ChatGPT……

Prediction: England win 2-0 with a greatly improved performance. Kane and Foden. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If you thought England were bad. Belgium have just been holding it in the corner to protect a 0-0 with Ukraine so they can go through second on goal difference………

Don’t know about you, but I have complete confidence that Ticketmaster will manage a new secretive ballot process with efficiency and credibility #oasis #ticketmaster

What a tragedy, what a player and a joy to have had in the team. RIP George. Starman 💫 #blades

I can’t believe how much a con HP Support instant ink subscription is. I paid for a printer, then I pay for the ink and the paper, then they say I have to pay to actually print with it. I can’t even print what they send me without paying more.

🆕 The new Fair Payment Code, launched today by the Small Business Commissioner UK on behalf of the Department for Business and Trade, is a major development that FSB is proud to have helped deliver. 💭 The #FairPaymentCode is a significant step towards promoting big businesses doing their bit to support the

🆕 Today the Small Business Commissioner UK on behalf of the Department for Business and Trade have launched the Fair Payment Code. Join the code ⬇️ orlo.uk/EEt5p #FairPaymentCode

Small-business support package: delivered ✅ • Fair Payment Code to ensure SMEs are paid on time. • Disability Finance Code could unlock £230bn for the UK economy 🔑 • Partnership of Female Founder Finance and UK Export Finance to improve funding access.

Hear from the Small Business Commissioner, Liz Barclay about the importance of the new Fair Payment Code. Join the code ⬇️ orlo.uk/lJRf7 #FairPaymentCode

🗣️ "If Wilder was still here... there's no way on God's green earth that we'd have zero points." ⚔️ Blades fan Dave called Praise or Grumble and gave his take after Sheffield United suffered a fifth straight defeat at Middlesbrough. Listen back👉bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0… #SUFC