The irony of being called Truss but having no support 🤷

"What are you doing back? Didn't I deport you a week ago?" "You did, but I apologised and now I'm back"

My car broke down last year - the clutch gave out. I tried passing a law making it illegal for my car to stop working, tried suing it, tried arresting it and tried sacking it. Turned out that I needed to spend money maintaining and fixing it. Who knew...

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Brilliant

A commentator has seriously just said ' these events don't work if they are too detached from reality...' 🤣#Coronation

Harry Kane at Luton next season…

Holly Willoughy this morning #thismorning youtu.be/TtF5L9bKfO8

Dear United Utilities my house is nearer to the sea than your waste treatment plant. Would it be easier for you if I just took my untreated sewage to the beach and threw it in the sea to save you the trouble? Just trying to help

Any MP voting in favour of the Rwanda Bill should hang their heads in shame. I'm looking at you Paul Maynard . Votes with the government on every single issue. We may as well have an algorithm as an MP. Self-serving and weak. Time to go

Any MP voting in favour of the Rwanda Bill should hang their heads in shame. I'm looking at you Paul Maynard . Votes with the government on every single issue. We may as well have an algorithm as an MP. Self-serving and weak. Time to go #RwandaBill

Snow in Central Park is brilliant and included in the price

Sick of interviewers trying to prove how tough they are rather than asking a question and then listening to the answer #BattleForNo10

He really must think this is his best team - bizarre #ENGSVK

These players have definitely all booked their summer holidays and are determined not to miss them #ENGSVK

Toney definitely has 2-1 after extra time #ENGSVK

Did Martin just say ISAs don't form part of your estate for IHT??? #MartinLewis

Think Toni is offering credit as a way out of being criticised for being so far out with the original quote #granddesigns

If you're going to do an item on inheritance tax you should at least have people on who understand it #thismorning

That was a long flight descent #DeathInParadise