Carl jordan (@carljordan5) 's Twitter Profile
Carl jordan

@carljordan5

You don't need to follow me back, I'm very boring. You were warned

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calendar_today30-10-2012 19:44:08

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My car broke down last year - the clutch gave out. I tried passing a law making it illegal for my car to stop working, tried suing it, tried arresting it and tried sacking it. Turned out that I needed to spend money maintaining and fixing it. Who knew...

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A commentator has seriously just said ' these events don't work if they are too detached from reality...' 🤣#Coronation

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Dear United Utilities my house is nearer to the sea than your waste treatment plant. Would it be easier for you if I just took my untreated sewage to the beach and threw it in the sea to save you the trouble? Just trying to help

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Any MP voting in favour of the Rwanda Bill should hang their heads in shame. I'm looking at you Paul Maynard . Votes with the government on every single issue. We may as well have an algorithm as an MP. Self-serving and weak. Time to go

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Any MP voting in favour of the Rwanda Bill should hang their heads in shame. I'm looking at you Paul Maynard . Votes with the government on every single issue. We may as well have an algorithm as an MP. Self-serving and weak. Time to go #RwandaBill

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Sick of interviewers trying to prove how tough they are rather than asking a question and then listening to the answer #BattleForNo10

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Think Toni is offering credit as a way out of being criticised for being so far out with the original quote #granddesigns