Did not know the police could actually do you for this, figured it was just frowned upon. Good to know. 🦄🍻 x.com/pedestriandail…

#HumpDay

TFW you sit down at your desk and realise you already finished your coffee on the walk over and now have NOTHING to look forward to

Nice tram this 👌. Designed by 14yo emerging artist Valerie Tang no less.

What a fab idea, how good is Christmas 🤶🏻 rosritchiewines.com/advent-calendar

Appreciate this little Tuesday mornin pep up on my coffee lid ☕️

2019 is going to be good. Just typed ‘rhythm’ correctly on first try. That never happens. 🆒

.Kayleigh Donaldson's story & Twitter thread about the sale of 'authenticity' really took me on a rollercoaster of emotions. #icanteven 🤮 pajiba.com/web_culture/th…

A certain The New York Times podcast sure made this white English gal living in the Aussie suburbs happy today. #LaNuevaReligión x.com/joncaramanica/…

“What the hell are we doing here” chuckles with your ski pals/colleagues/teammates are the best

LOVE this story, and not just because Leanne Clancey is beaming about it. #melbourneartist #arttobuy

Putain. francetvslash’s #skamfrance is powerful stuff. Important writing, memorable performances, fab visuals, creative use of media, valuable fandom insights (& translations) AND beneficial to my French. Up there with, if not better than, OG #skam. #elu #alterlove #inspired 👏

Today's big news of a crumpet café opening in Melbs sent me back to this GOLD feature by Tony Naylor. Feeling so peckish for some carb-based self-care rn. theguardian.com/food/2018/oct/…

Powerful short film. #WorthMoreAlive x.com/natgeo/status/…

TFFT. Good on ya 64.9% of Victorians. #LoveIsLove x.com/cityofmelbourn…

Smart. 🤓🥃 x.com/conversationuk…

I'm most certainly not doing #DryJanuary, but if I was I'd rule that having muscat IN your dessert does not count as boozing. Nor does consuming any wine rated over 95pts. Nor does drinking any wine in #Rutherglen. 😇 x.com/winecompanion/…

😔 x.com/olpejeta/statu…

Whoa. Dude. 🤙🎸 x.com/empiremagazine…

For my colonial commoner husband the most of impressive bit of the #royalwedding wasn’t the choir, the veil, the carriage horses... nah, it was: “Jeez babe, howz that lawn?!” 🌱👌🏻