I found a Rick Grimes on Facebook. While I read his profile I found he was in a relationship with Shane Walsh LOL!

"The 2nd hardest element in the world's Daryl Dixon. The first only comes into existence when Daryl gets excited." #DirtyThingsDaryloversSay

I do what I want. Some will hate it, some will die and some will love it, but all will remember it.

"TWD is my show" is trending. Twitter is full of liars.

"Patricia is beautiful." What tense is this? Obviously past.

#wordsthatcanstartawar: "Does JB stand for Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber?" Fan Wars count, right? Fight! Fight! Fight!

I hate Carol more than usual today.

Whose dumb-ass idea was it to tweet things like "you've just been grimes'd"? Do it again and I'll fucking "shane" YOU.

#HowToGetRejected: Be Lori. Anyone who told her to be herself couldn't have given her worse advice.

Hey Beth, yo mama's so undead...

#HoesIn2012 is trending. If your answer isn't "Lori" then you're a fool who's never watched #TWD.

The Walking Dead Comic Book Series was released almost 10 years ago. You are old.

"If Daryl dies, I'll stop watching the show!" #LiesPeopleTell

If you're reading this it means you've already given up on interacting with your family today. Wise choice.

I am disappointed. There is a dead body at the prison gate and it is not Carol's.

Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.

Goodnight you all, thanks for the follows, you guys are the best! See you all tomorrow, don't get bitten! #TWDFamily

I lost an eye during a zombie attack... Cool! Now I can wear an eyepatch :D

Hey, Otis!!! They made a song about your weight 8675309.