Christopher Carley (@carleychristoph) 's Twitter Profile
Christopher Carley

@carleychristoph

I Play Pretend For A Living: Actor/Comic/Writer/Producer/Narrator/Teacher/Redhead/ThePriestFromGranTorino

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If you’re THRILLED that President Biden is considering decriminalizing marijuana at a federal level in order to stop throwing Americans in prison for smoking a harmless plant, and think that he SHOULD do it, please RT and give me a follow to join my fight to decriminalize pot!

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They say you should love your kids unconditionally. But then they “help” you like this. Some things you just can’t forgive. instagram.com/p/CiUqYhouGh6/…

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August: They raided his house. He's going to jail! September: They're suing him. He's finished! October: They called his phone and hung up as soon as he answered. He's done!

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Wow I did not expect this celebrity divorce story to get even crazier but this truly shocking revelation from the former dog walker blew me away: bit.ly/3gll84C

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I asked a couple friends if they wanted to go hiking today. One of them said he would love to but he has to “organize the pantry”. Being divorced ain’t so bad.

Sam Sanders (@samsanders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What if the point of political journalism is not to predict outcomes but to clearly lay out what’s at stake in our political choices?

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I read somewhere that local honey is good for you. I’m In Rhode Island, sucking down all the natural goodness from Uruguay, Mexico, Vietnam & India instagram.com/p/Clbm_0xOnKy/…

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Truly disappointed with Axos Bank I mistakenly deposited some tiny checks ($5, $2, $4) that were already deposited. Tiny checks. Their response was to shut off my mobile deposit permanently. Looks like it's time to find a new bank

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My Friend’s Film in theaters this weekend: Loudmouth’ Review: Portrait of Al Sharpton as a Young Man - The New York Times nytimes.com/2022/12/08/mov…