finna feed that dog in me chocolate

the theatrical release to streaming availability timeline is TOO SHORT and I fear it’s going to have irreversible ramifications on the film industry real quick.

the lot in blackstone behind nite owl is now park omaha paid parking?? and is $2.50 an hour??? AND RUNS til midnight??!? I’m fumin’

spotify abandoning all the spirit of wrapped in favor of AI generated gimmicks… I have to laugh

I love to roll into a bar 20 mins before last call, absolutely F**K up the vibe with outlaw country on TouchTunes, and put on a one man show playing darts until close.

Miley really cooked with “we run things, things don't run we”

me as a flight attendant: “sir, were you just vaping in the lavatory? … can I hit that?”

we need to address the fig jam epidemic sweeping the hip restaurant menu space

no Wicked part 2 teaser during the Super Bowl OR the Oscars??? when is it coming and why am I pissed I won’t see it live

the minute she said she lived in Texas, I knew

more like Ass Wednesday

I’m GEEKED on this eclipse rn

might start tweeting like anyone I know is still on this site again. much to think about

need touchtunes to allow downvoting

just found out the building at which I did my Eagle Scout project was, at one time, thee Franklin Credit Union of thee Franklin cover-up fame 💀

starting the new year off right by buying the highest available touchtunes credits bundle