I’m all up for social distancing etc but does anybody on here speak dog? If so, please can they explain to this face why nobody comes and fusses him on his walks anymore?

For when you want to drink more water and be more healthy, but you also are an alcoholic.......

I want another rat 😍

Do you ever think about if John hadn’t called his foster parents, then the T-1000 would have just continued making dinner?

Absolutely this.

I’ve got staff in a care home, where it is consistently hotter than the surface of the sun, wearing them for 12hrs a day. With a visor over the top and gloves and plastic aprons. They have been doing this for months and not one has ‘nearly passed out’

Sweatin like me Ma when the provvy woman would knock on the door

Saw a girl in a t shirt that read ‘1990s Baby’ & thought yeah what a great decade that was! Then I realised.

Things the UK Conservatives have money for; Pay rises for themselves. 800,000 for Boiler Room. A million for a USA-based DJ agency. Millions for PPE companies started yesterday. Billions for non-functional Test & Trace. Things they have no money for; Feeding poor children.

Ahem 👀

I spoke to Alfredo today and he is recovering well from his stroke but like many in Ibiza, is in dire need of assistance to keep the wolf from the door. Every little helps. Give a little back to a genuine hero of the scene. gofundme.com/f/ayuda-a-alfr…

The most adorable thing I’ve seen this year...

The way men talk to women needs serious fixing – it’s no wonder we haven’t earned their trust. New column for British GQ bit.ly/3vWwDTv

If you are a sweet person stay away from customer service these MFS will turn you into the joker.

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