Tell the chef I said yummers

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror

LMFAAOOOOOOO

i will deal with ace myself

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

“Weekends are for having fun” me:

Huda needs to wipe the tears and just embrace being the villain. Just start droppin’ ass on everyone’s man in the villa. The hypocrisy is crazy! You complained she was too focused on Jeremiah and now she’s tryna fuck with Chris and it’s a problem? Naaaaaah

Wildest thing said all night

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me

wrong. nothing beats a jet2 holiday

any man under 5’6 is a labubu

let huda or irene win this show and i’ll come up to that office and pluck the feathers off that peacock my damn self #loveislandusa

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

Any bitch that drink Red Bull for a fuckin chaser is a drunk bitch and a dangerous bitch at that on my granny

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about

😭😭😭😭😭😭!!??????????😭😭😭😭😭?????👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

everybody's reaction to huda saying she can't speak on her relationship because of netflix 😭 #LoveIslandUSA

My timeline is flooded with Tarleton football. Life is good.