Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

Btw, things keep raising because the Government has realized that the public is swallowing everything they’re dishing out 💁🏽‍♀️

i lied. i love going out i love coming home at 3am i love a good DJ set i love saying "yes" last minute i love sidequest maxing i love the shots i love to not take life so seriously

Normalize demoting friends back to associates with NO BEEF.. You’re cool, you’re just not my cup of tea anymore🤷🏻‍♀️

God please help to never do this to any man who didn’t marry me cos it’s not worth it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭he went and impregnated another girl as I was baking him scones

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

All these years and I finally figured out the cheat code to going on nice dates. Date men who already like and do nice things for themselves

If you man doh give you money, baby, thief it. Take it out ah he pocket!

Zero dedication whatsoever because why are her arms still intact

You CANNOT have a man & be broke in a black family😂😂 they be so confused…

Everytime I put money away for a rainy day it start raining that same night

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

I feel like in a relationship yuh man must never know too much peace… don’t let him get too too comfortable buss he car glass every once in awhile…cuff him in his mouth Mix it up

Nobody: Females after the break up😮‍💨

there are so many things I want to buy

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

stop trying to seduce me with sweet words, im materialistic

Me arriving at work after spending 2 days off

Get ‘em HNC girls! Very proud of women who speak up!