The resemblance is unsettling

Careful, Icarus.

Good Bye, my friend……😢

Hey ⁦Alex Kurtzman⁩ I would love to be on as an Alien? I’ve played 15? 🙏 give me a chance:)

It's International Polar Bear Day! In 2003, fast attack submarine USS Connecticut (SSN-22) had partly surfaced in an ice pack when a polar bear began to lick and paw the exposed rudder to determine if it was worth eating. The bear eventually decided he was not in the mood for a

Pilot after taking out the F-4 on the ground:

It doesn't cost anything to not believe you. Literally free.

We used to be a country. A proper country. With James Bond dress-up episodes.

Man, dang ol’ blessing your timeline with this

wife sent me to the grocery store and is suddenly unreachable

Happy #StPatricksDay everyone.

🍻☘️

well fuck her too

“I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one that calls the shots”

There we have it. The greatest social media post ever. We can all go home now.

Guys some dude just pulled up with a boat full of Kit Kats

Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom