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Helsley is solid Matt Foreman. How did the Cards make out with those players?

Tried to use Tinder and while I think it’s working I foresee nothing but calamity ahead. I may need the #TaxTinder group’s help.

The man has been on fire since he signed some autographs for my kid while on rehab for the Springfield Cardinals

Oh please. Try doing this over an uneven, busted up and dirty Walmart parking lot while dodging tweakers and the security SUV cruising around that is always in my damn way. Oh and the cart has one wheel that I nicknamed Gary Busey cause it’s a little off.

I don’t care what your beliefs are, the world we are living in sucks 😔

A little bit of self reflection will lead you to the answer as to why they’re all negative.

Guess I’m part of a terrorist organization now? When do I get my Soros check? Do we have dental/vision?

Love this.

Girlfriend: “What’s a dividend?” Me: “when you own stock in a company, the dividend is the share of the profits it’s allocating to you as an investor.” GF: “So what is Trump’s $2k dividend?” Me: “complete horseshit from a god damned idiot.”

Thanks for the nice mail day Matt Foreman!! I will return the favor soon!

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 17th 2026:

The Sunday night housework/sleep/work battle has already started with only insanity winning. I hate tax season. #TaxTwitter

What does it say when you’re more interested in the LinkedIn “Profile Views” than whatever match/like garbage Hinge/Match come up with? #TaxTwitter

Women only want us for one thing and it’s disgusting. #TaxTwitter

#TaxTwitter needs to come up with Andrea’s Serial Killer nickname. “The Beneficiary Butcher?”

Friend told me he makes $500k a year Has never paid taxes There's a weird loophole that the IRS hates But it worked for him for years I asked what it is Visiting hours at the prison ended right then, so I'll have to come back next week to hear it from him