Momma been warned

When he holds your thigh while driving>>> pic.x.com/hxDWyBkWx4

I need to find some matching Christmas pajamas for my dog

Being a dog dad. That shit levels you up lol

When did 3-4 day benders become So hard.

I moved out and my parents stole my dog 😤

When XL shirts aren’t looking like an XL 🙃

Nothing worse then full Flights….. Unless there mimosas

Update I got arrested

I wish tequila solved my problems

My fam hid a thousand dollars in Easter eggs this year Put it to my rent instead

Dual twin turbo action 👀

Sometimes it’s hard to believe this is how it started.

If I date someone and they piss me off I won’t say anything I’ll just turn off the lights when they shower and lock the door 😘

If this isn’t me

If you can love and not rely on them you won

If me and my dad can causally kill a bottle of tequila and continue our day we have some issues.

One more to complete the trio

This is how beers be inviting me after work

All the dumbshit that I be doing sometimes makes me feel like I’ll end up on wtf Santa Rosa