Constantly asking questions so the talking stage shorty remembers you still exist

Computer, make sure this guy’s parlay hits and he has a great day

Futurama with a female crustacean character named Foidberg

“Are you in March Madness?” is a cute little foid question

Indie music fans be like “wym you’ve never heard ‘Ouch! There’s Soap in My Eyes’ by Automatic Toilet Flush”

The Ebbs and Flows of The Roster

Didn’t make a soup all winter I’m a stupid chud

Forced to look like this at work when the song in my headphones is making my balls tingle

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

90% of gen Z women wear the same scent

Millenials loveeeee California

You wouldn’t get it

I once got a haircut so good it ended my depression

Bro trying to nuke my existence he an Oppenheimer

No buzz abt Earth Day today

People on boats don’t wave back anymore

I’m the only person on earth who is allowed to not respond to texts

Wat r all the weird hoes up to

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They’re calling this the most femoid post ever