good luck at hogwarts scorpius #dramione

“Stop pouting, Draco.”

Had to hop on the trend with my fav girl #HermioneGranger

Hehe I had to 😆 #dramione

tl cleanser! 🤍

This whole “you can absolutely tell when you’re reading a fanfic because of the prose” discussion is so dumb and pretentious. I can tell when I’m reading a fanfic because I purposely clicked on a goddamn fanfic on the Fanfic Website.

“Have you heard?” Startled, Hermione presses too hard on her feather, causing a big stain of ink to bloom across her parchment. “For Merlin’s sake, Malfoy!” she exclaims. “Couldn’t you knock?” “There’s a rumour going around that we sleep together.”

people are choosing to be weird about it now because it’s taylor, but once someone else follows her steps they will call it revolutionary

“fanfic tropes are overused” don’t careeee HOLY SHIT THEY SMELLED EACH OTHER IN THE AMORTENTIA

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

Cora Harrington Yes. I notice people mistaking some character’s pov for authors own opinions. For example a character who is written as bigoted may show those bigoted thoughts without it being author’s own. Some people struggle with this distinction.

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

When Professor Granger receives a howler at breakfast, even owls stop flying. It’s Ron. He’s breaking up with her. “—as long as Malfoy is all you talk about, it’s ov— Hopeless, the witch sets the envelope on fire, but it’s too late: the Potions Master is already smirking.

Cora Harrington We’ve reached a point where if it isn’t literal, it’s misinformation. The death of nuance is the real crisis.

In psycho-pass, police investigators become “latent criminals” because of their ability to solve horrific crimes. And later, victims are labeled latent criminals due to their knowledge of the crimes they endured/witnessed. This is a dumber version of that.

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

Dramione Star Wars (Acolyte) AU. Hermione and Draco as Osha and Qimir. #Dramione #dhr #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #starwarsxHP

Because people are too scared to really lean into the whimsical and fantastical nature of romcoms these days.