Human: we have a color named after you!
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Human: ...
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
Cough syrup from 1888
The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, how the hell did I wind up on the kitchen floor medicine.
There's a show about Black Friday shopping on TLC right now and just watching it is giving me anxiety. I can't imagine taking part in it. Y'all have fun though.