Aww shoot I still have to play the shell game with the IRS. 🐢 🐢 🐢 (Do my taxes)

If the sun doesn't come back honestly I would get it.

Somebody needs to make a chastity belt but it's just to keep me from 🏀 outside when it's nice out. 😢

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Sometimes you have to eat a whole tuna salad and hope you don't get gas before yoga. 😨

If funerals are supposed to be sad why do they give me trading cards of the deceased?

RIP the best to ever do it. Your pizza was too hot. The bully special was too cheap. They had to kill you. 💔

Always been a hockey guy anyway 💅

2024 WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆

My barber talks about my bald spot like my doctor talks about cancer. 👴

If you tell me dinner is at 7pm and it's not cooking or on the way by then I will take matters into my own hands.

I've matured. I'm now a tuck in my shirt guy. (Shows off the dumper nicely) 🍑

ICYMI: ‘F24 Ep7 - Daddy VOLO - #SDLERs - Hoops & Hangovers’ by AOOOO is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/kk5rQmpa39sTax… Alan sits down with Tibbs (a real person!) to talk through all things Volo

‘F24 Ep9 - Round 1 & Awards - #SDLERs - Hoops & Hangovers’ is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/2voktc493kQWJ9… Settle in for an hour and a half of Alan and DRuff talking regular season awards and the playoffs!!

Over the past 50 years, $79 trillion in wealth has been redistributed from the bottom 90% to the top 1%. If income inequality today was the same as it was in 1975 median income would be double what it is today. Instead, 60% live paycheck to paycheck. Three words: Tax The Rich