Man escapes jail, stops for pancakes, gets busted again with his mom, deputies say 971theriver.com/news/national/…

❄ 🐼 #BeiBei knows how to snow day. #PandaStory

Florida man tries to steal vending machine 971theriver.com/news/national/…

Did you lose a pigeon dressed in a tiny bedazzled vest? He's been found. mashable.com/article/pigeon… via Mashable

Woman drives on railroad tracks because GPS told her to -- "The driver was sober and had no medical conditions that would have affected her decision-making." ksla.com/2018/11/26/wom…

‘I got your chicken’: Officer rescues bird from fire daytondailynews.com/news/national/…

Hash brown or cellphone? Man disputing traffic ticket in court ajc.com/news/national/…

Twitter users have spotted some strange moments in this holiday classic. huffingtonpost.com/entry/rudolph-… via HuffPost Comedy

Tis the season for weird crime stories -- Woman Hits Employee With Tray at Fort Worth Popeyes nbcdfw.com/news/local/Vid… via NBC DFW

WATCH: Two beavers walk right into convenience store 971theriver.com/news/national/…

Couple forced to prove that New Mexico is a state while applying for marriage license usatoday.com/story/news/nat… via USA TODAY

Passerby panics after seeing fake Clark Griswold hanging off roof in 'Christmas Vacation'-inspired lights display - ABC News - abcn.ws/2rfSW6B via ABC News

Real life Grinch? Cape man tells kids Santa isn't real nbc-2.com/story/39581962…

Massachusetts Christmas display 'breathtaking' wcvb.com/article/massac…

Foul-mouthed Santa horrifies parents CNN International cnn.it/2GeXV1C

This curious cat got more than he bargained for when he snuck into one of his owner's packages. huffingtonpost.com/entry/cat-mist… via HuffPost Weird News

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Not to be outdone by #Floridaman, a #FloridaWoman pulled this alligator out of her pants this morning during traffic stop after being asked the standard "Do you have anything else?" She also had 41 3-stripe turtles in the car. MyFWC responded to take over the investigation.

So interesting how satire can shape our perceptions of public figures. washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05…