and when the world needed her most, she vanished..

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

call me a lib but maybe we shouldn’t have roaming gangs of masked men arresting people without charges and shooting innocent people in the face

"If we get rid of ICE how will we enforce immigration?" I simply do not give a fuck about doing that. Countries and borders are fake and regulating human movement is violence.

my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with

normalize having shame again. i don’t think the “everyone’s valid” era is working out for us.

Baby that's not how you play omg 😭😭😭

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

It’s all corrupt girl!

The “Christian” men in sports NEVER have time to speak out on their violent teammates but it’s gay people they have all the energy for.

2 years in a row south carolina cannot handle the power of friendship