@YgritteGreyjoy @beautybrienne We Greyjoys are so adorable as babies, too...look!

@YgritteGreyjoy @beautybrienne I know...thumb #tentacle sucking. Such a disgrace.

@YgritteGreyjoy @beautybrienne -laughing heartily- oh no, that's not me...that's @EuronGreyjoy!

@YgritteGreyjoy -stays far, FAR astern of our cabin and is getting riproaring drunk-

Send 'em to sleep with the Kraken.

-suddenly has an overwhelming urge to punch his brother in the mouth-

Happy V-day, @YgritteGreyjoy~ some.ly/VIOxG0 <3

Lol whyyyy is this playing on the radio rn? – It Wasn't Me by Mr Boombastic, from #SoundHound soundhound.com/?t=42906097e4d…

Now that's more like it... – Ho Hey by The Lumineers, from #SoundHound soundhound.com/?t=92cc3489565…

@EuronGreyjoy Oh yeah, me too. Totally. #FML

Dear @EuronGreyjoy, rot in hell. ~V PS - If I have a Valyrian disease, I got it from you.

Dear @EuronGreyjoy, you keep your filthy hands off my iron buttocks #jkgraspaway and bugger off. ~V

...upon reflection, 'bugger' may not have been the best word choice there. Sigh.

@EuronGreyjoy #FML ...... #ILU2tho -busies himself with SUPER URGENT tasks, like sharpening his axe and uh...trimming his beard-

@EuronGreyjoy -glowers- Oh my Drowned God, I am not wearing that again! It pinches in all the wrong places!

@EuronGreyjoy -dies a little #alot more inside-

Something something uncle #daddy. Something smug prat something. #roastjoffrey #amidoingthisright?

If you don't want t'get reaved, better wish Ygritte a happy nameday.

-looks mildly surprised to find @YgrittetheWild on his lap, but just slips a hand under her tunic- My nephew botherin' ya? Theon Greyjoy

#ItsClobberinTime