//hi im back [Max is sat doodling in his journal, occasionally fidgeting with his eyepatch]

Seen in California

#NewProfilePic 😶‍🌫️

//okay but red kites are amazing

⠀ ⠀ if your muse is a silly lil guy retweet this post :3 ⠀ ⠀

Anti, keep bullying my husband and I'll burn the wall down with you inside it. [They didn't even glance up from their book]

//oh my god

//how is the sent ine the least surprising

All I want is five minutes of peace.. [Max gets up, slamming on the outside of the bathroom wall] I'm going to give you *both* shit if you don't leave each other alone.

If you smear shit on my walls you will have.

//imagine Kevan Brighting reading this and it gets even funnier

//hey everyone i did a thing archiveofourown.org/works/58814590…

gofund.me/2c69f98b //not my usual post (as if i even post usually anymore) but im raising money for my top surgery! id really appreciate anything that can be donating and anyone sharing it :3