Subway sandwiches after calling their emergency meeting with their franchisees

Subway emergency meeting, explained

Sorry you don't feel well. Hang in there and get better! 🖖🏼

I think I made him mad.

Ooo I just got a special Liquid Earth racing suit after completing four career races. Uhh, what do y'all think I've been doing since the game was released back on 10/10/23? 🙄🤦🏻😂 #ForzaMotorsport #FM8

When battling colon cancer, Sharon Osbourne had hit a rough patch when she did not get out of bed for a week and had almost given up. Her husband called Robin Williams for a visit. As soon as he arrived, the family went from crying to peeing themselves laughing. The visit

I did something technically illegal, I drank a soda I bought elsewhere, at Burger King. I bought some BK food though. 🤷🏻😂

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

// I'm trying to slowly add accounts to this phone, having trouble accessing Cap though because I forgot the exact wording of the email address 🤦🏻 The other phone is dead at the moment because I can't get it to charge, but may get a wireless charger for it at some point

the government controls the weather? don't be ridiculous. we know who really controls the weather

Neither one of these guys said, "No shit, Sherlock!" while they were arguing and I still think that was a missed opportunity.

The only existing footage of Mark Twain, filmed by Thomas Edison in 1909, a year before Twain's passing

200 IQ

I'm trying my hand at a new to me Marvel/Fantastic Four character over on BlueSky 🦋 Doctor Doom! bsky.app/profile/doctor…