Your semi-regular and aggressive reminder that people care about you, bastard. You'd be missed if you were gone, fucker. Your worth as a person is not, in fact, tied to what you can give others, and if ANYONE says otherwise to all this I'll remive their spleen

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I'm turning over a new leaf and giving up the harmonica

IVY SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY

I am FUCKING GREAT at cards and anyone who says otherwise can't hold a tune to save his life

This WAS aimed at someone who uses "he" but what I've found out is NONE of y'all can hold a tune AND y'all're far too eager to dogpile your beloved captain

UNFAIR

Tim's on his way to kiII me and I have done NOTHING except post ONE image of Horsey d'Ville this should be ILLEGAL

Jesus fuck is there an adult suppsoed to be in charge of this kid

This Ivy is the only one I respect anymore

LET IT BE KNOWN I have written Ivy out of my most recent will gods bless

GODS who brought the fine jar back

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I had character development and for what! To get called """"not feral""" by Gunpowder Britishguy Tim?

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// Remember me? Dusting this off after like. a year. to say that if twitter crashes and burns it was an honour to pretend to be a space pirate with you all