Everyone knows a guy who takes “shortcuts” that really are longer route or take the same amount of time to get to a place

New Music Video Monday!!! “Dyngus Daze” recorded at Mammoth Recording Studio by Nickel City B Sides!

Check out our new music video!!! youtu.be/V9gurwZ-3IM?si…

Man getting to McDonalds at 10:31 just to realize breakfast ended a minute ago sucks

RT if you dislike genocide!

The thing about punk is that it never really got any better than "Surfin' Bird".

Hey Sensaphonics, Inc. we spent a bunch of money to get in-ear sleeves for our upcoming tour and now the order has vanished and you aren't answering our calls or emails. What's going on?

“Summer Concert Series (6/6)” The After Party! ”’Toon” in tomorrow for the video! Check out “Mooney the Turtle” on WEBTOON! m.webtoons.com/en/challenge/m… Captain Tom & The Hooligans Matt Poss Aurelio Voltaire, YeBanishedPrivateers #mooneytoons #mooneytheturtle #turtlecomic #webcomic #webcomics

For some reason, I felt the need to make knock-off versions of the bands logos for the previous comics and team up with my co-pirate to turn them into pins to wear in the video. Anyway here’s a better look. (My brain needs a leash) #fromwish

Still waiting on the new battle toads

God Bless the Midwest

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A #replay of last years Captain Tom & The Hooligans concert comic, but as a single! (1/4) #webcomic #polka

They cancelled the Polka category at the Grammys because the same groups were winning and there wasn't enough diversity in the genre. Winners of the two major Rock Grammys for 2025? The Rolling Stones and the fucking Beatles.🤡🤡🤡

#onthisday That time Captain.tom_and_the_hooligans re-lyric’d our theme song so I held them captive with swords & flintlocks. Sounds so violent in hindsight! #mooneytheturtle

The Captain.tom_and_the_hooligans comic proper… in all its glory!