new jersey just got blown up

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they're doing this trump rn

HEARTBREAKING: Donald Trump, aged 79 was found alive this morning. 💔💔

That's what they want you to think

The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.

Shiiiiiit I'll let you get away with a lot of things for a cookie bribe.

Camouflage Tank

They’re catching photos of him like he’s a Cryptid, and not the 47th president of the United States.

My dnd players are going on a year long sea voyage so I’m making them eat hardtack before they can get on the ship

Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson

the first balkinzation coalition forms

Sort of astonished by the number of people in the replies who seem to think diseases stop at state borders

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don't need that kind of ego in the house.

Transit warning: They’re checking everyone’s phones before you get on the FanDuel septa trains and if you have draft kings installed they’re going to beat the shit out of you

Her return the slab or suffer my curse ass slay

SOUL EATER COLLECTION

bro LMFAOOOO

I've had enough of this - good night!