Don't ever play Texas Hold 'Em with a group of squirrels. Just trust me on this one.

I feel like a polar bear in a Jack London novel. #WashingtonParkIditarod

Cuddling next to a partner is extra important while hibernating in winter, but my right paw's been asleep for two months now. Not. Comfy.

Anyone who wanted to leave me some #AOA6 birthday cake outside of Brown's Malt Room tonight would be very worthy of some slobbery bear hugs!

Gorged on piles of tiny brown jellybeans I found lying around the forest, left behind every time a bunny hopped away. Happy Easter to me!

Can't we just leave this bear alone? #albanybear ow.ly/xjl6Y

That's the last time I go to a random midnight BBQ in DelSo. What the hell was in that hotdog, anyway?

Also, these middle school kids smell kinda funny. And believe me, I've smelled some pretty nasty stuff in my life.

.Saratoga Springs, NY @AlbanySquirrel Albany.com Rick Marchant I'm not just a "situation"! I'm a member of the BEAR COMMUNITY! Jeez. #albanybear

FREEBIRD!!!!!! #albanybear

Someone explain this to me. I'm new to English. “Jimmy Vielkind: State DEC is going to dispatch (bureaucratese for "kill") the #Albanybear"

Now I'm sad.

Still sad.

.Congress Park Ducks Solidarity, my water fowl brethren! (I like grilled cheese, FYI)

I may be a bear, but even I understand irony. MT Haley Viccaro While #AlbanyBear is up in a tree, it's #animaladvocacyday at the Capitol today.

I like turkey! Feed me lots of turkey! I'll undo my belt and take a nap!!! Promise!

.@JonDTWCNews Albany Bear I SPEAK FOR EVERY BEAR!! (in the Capital Region)

The guy sitting near you at a DMB concert who smoked too much of nature's miracle & cries through an entire set is a "nuisance". #AlbanyBear

Pouring one out. #albanybear

I need a cool treat. If only there was a frozen yogurt shop somewhere in the Capital Region.....