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There's actually 5 seasons in Newfoundland. You don't hear of the 5th season because nobody wants to about the season where rain and or snow somehow uppercuts her arsehole.

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If you add tomatoes to Kraft Dinner it's still Kraft Dinner If you add bacon to a poutine it's still a poutine If you add grasshoppers to a cabbage roll it's still considered a Jesus cabbage roll SaO IF YA ADDS GRAVY TO JIGGS DINNER ITS STILL CONSIDERED JIGGS DINNER!

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If you add tomatoes to Kraft Dinner it's still Kraft Dinner If you add bacon to a poutine it's still a poutine If you add grasshoppers to a cabbage roll it's still considered a Jesus cabbage roll SO IF YA ADDS GRAVY TO JIGGS DINNER ITS STILL CONSIDERED JIGGS DINNER!

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Basic English: I think you're the heaviest of the bunch. Newfie: When we heads out da harbour in da speed boat I'll get you to sit middle.

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Gambo: We we'll shoot down any plans to build a bypass road to the highway because it will hurt local business in Gambo. Also Gambo: Every Gambo resident will drive 20kms under the speed limit just to remind outside motorists why a bypass road would such great idea.

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I found is absolutely astounding that I know for a fact there's more than one person named Mike Hunt in Newfoundland. Now say it fast.

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This how they first began bringing meatballs and gravy to Newfoundland. They say if they had to have another 5 barrels Newfoundland and Labrador would own half of Quebec.

This how they first began bringing meatballs and gravy to Newfoundland. They say if they had to have another 5 barrels Newfoundland and Labrador would own half of Quebec.
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Buddy: This year baby I'm giving you da key to my heart this Christmas. Misses: Oh dear Jesus dats some... Wait... Is this the key to a can of corn beef hash? Buddy: Ya like I said da key to my heart.

Buddy: This year baby I'm giving you da key to my heart this Christmas.

Misses: Oh dear Jesus dats some... Wait... Is this the key to a can of corn beef hash?

Buddy: Ya like I said da key to my heart.
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Paddy Daley: Well, good morning and welcome to Open Line Caller: Well Paddy by it's dat Jesus cold out I just seen a politician walk down da road with his hands in his OWN pockets!

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Newfies meeting each other in their fishing boats: A Quick "Arn?" and a "Narn" and no stopping, gone again no fucking around. Newfies meeting in Walmart:

Newfies meeting each other in their fishing boats:

A Quick "Arn?" and a "Narn" and no stopping, gone again no fucking around. 

Newfies meeting in Walmart:
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POV: The mushrooms just kicked in and you stared at the can of meatballs and gravy on your Grandmudders kitchen table for too long.

POV: The mushrooms just kicked in and you stared at the can of meatballs and gravy on your Grandmudders kitchen table for too long.
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Imagine how often this happens when Newfies lock eyes with someone they know while entering and exiting the parking lot of Our Pleasure.

Imagine how often this happens when Newfies lock eyes with someone they know while entering and exiting the parking lot of Our Pleasure.
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B'ys call it Newfie intuition but ya just knows there were some major world leaders were eatin' youngsters on them Epstein files when we all finding out about the existence of aliens before we all finds out about everyone that was on them Epstein files.

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The Prime Ministers of Canada and India meet up and nobody will ever fathom how many Canadian Drive Thru orders will be messed up as a direct result of this conversation.

The Prime Ministers of Canada and India meet up and nobody will ever fathom how many Canadian Drive Thru orders will be messed up as a direct result of this conversation.
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This is what happened when the province that was soaking up all equalization payments from the rest of the provinces announced they were thing about separating in 1995:

This is what happened when the province that was soaking up all equalization payments from the rest of the provinces announced they were thing about separating in 1995: