The Tragically Hip left an empty space Nothing really has took their place Canadian songs aboot Canadian things Canada listens as a Canadian sings Maybe missing them is not so bad. Because it reminds us of what we had. 🍁❤️🎶 #TragicallyHip #GordDownie

Reminder: If visiting the Moon, please keep your pets indoors, or at least pick up after them. Our personnel are stepping in more turds than reasonable. Just because the landscape looks like a giant litter box doesn't mean it should be pooped in. Thank you, Canada's Space Force

We ask the toughest questions. Follow us for more scientific exploration.

We're already here, eh!

Hurricane #Helene is poised to do some terrible damage, and we truly hope everyone stays safe. Thankfully, we hear former President Trump is launching Operation Sharpie to help redirect it like he did with hurricane Dorian and #sharpiegate. Let's hope the mission is a success!

Weird way to spell National Rockets Day, eh?

Anyone know how much "shabby" is not too much?

Read this thread to learn what Doug Ford has destroyed in order to line his pockets. Vile human. This place could have been a beautiful park. And spaceport (as pinned on our profile).

We're sad to hear that Trump wants to ban video games. Now his voters won't be able to marry their cousins in The Sims.

It's now 7 years A.G. It goes by too quickly. Truly, any Canadian around during that time knows that today's Canada is quite different than the one Gord Downie left us. Canada has changed since Gord graced this world. We miss you.

New rule: The Cosmic Canuck Corps cafeteria won't offer "Soup or salad". Instead, we offer "Salad or soup". The latter sounds like "Super Salad", which can lead one to think it's made of Wagyu beef, white truffle, and a single malt scotch vinaigrette. It's not. It's just normal.

Halloween PSA: Parents, Please remember to check your child's candy for unconstitutional insurrections.

Happy Halloween from Canada's Space Force!

The Cosmic Canuck Corps

If anyone needs an Emotional Support Canadian to get through today, we're here, eh! We'll be your Canuck Companion.. your Maple Mate! We'll be your Polar Pal, Saskatchewan Sidekick, Double Double Defender, Beaver Bud, Honourable Hoser, Poutine Peer! #USElection2024 #BlueWave2024

These next 4 years won't be like before. In the first 4, Trump wanted to look good so he would be re-elected. Now? Well, those 300+ golf days will be surpassed. More backroom deals. Less populist policies and more helping himself. Good luck, friends. Sorry for your loss. 💔🇺🇸

DEMOCRATS. Be sure your ballot was counted. If it wasn’t , follow the link below to correct whatever error it supposedly has. FIVE PM SUNDAY is one state’s deadline for correcting. If you fix your ballots, we can still take the House.

From a Fantastic Four issue 60 years ago. Sounds awfully familiar.