> mention about the boy. Turning my body to her direction, I grasped her dainty hands to perform a tender caress > x.com/EremitePulch/s…

> with my thumb.] Quite hard, to say the least. . And yours? x.com/EremitePulch/s…

Of course I do, darling [Glared briefly at @EremitePulch's butt.] How could I dislike that?

[Her laugh was my joy; so pleasant to the ears, so. . Genuine. My lips automatically twisted upwards into a grin > x.com/EremitePulch/s…

> while emitting a brief chortle.] That's why we have a cook, my dear x.com/EremitePulch/s…

[Thumbs up multiple times.] Nice butt, really, @EremitePulch

What? I can only say the truth, dear wife [Brow wiggle.] @EremitePulch

[Slides in like a badass.] Yo, mates

And I appreciate that, my dear [Emits a murmur whilst lifting a hand to offer a caress to her cheek.] Even if you > x.com/EremitePulch/s…

> turn the kitchen into a mess [Cold lips twist upwards into a frolic grin, tone laced with mockery.] x.com/EremitePulch/s…

[Gasps.] Hey, @EremitePulch, how are you?

Well... [Lifts shoulders in a brief shrug whilst my lips twist upwards into a frolic grin.] I didn't burn myself > x.com/EremitePulch/s…

> while trying to cook, love. Not this time. x.com/EremitePulch/s…

I should've won the 'Father of The Year' prize many times, to be honest.

... That's why we have a cook. x.com/EremitePulch/s…

At least I know I don't cook well. x.com/EremitePulch/s…

[Waves briefly to @EremitePulch.]

Steve! [Waves back at @ExuberantPunk, all excited like.]

It could end up in a disaster, you know. x.com/EremitePulch/s…

[Pulls @ExuberantPunk for a hug, offering a few taps to his shoulder.] How have you been, Rogers?