ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ━ AGGRESSION.⠀ ━ ᅠᅠis the 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 barrier between ᅠᅠyour hands and Alistar's ᅠᅠ𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗞 𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗪 𝗨𝗗𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦. ᅠᅠ" 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 " 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢? ᅠ

ᅠ Mess with a bull ( 𝗖𝗢𝗪 ) and you get the horn ( 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗦 ) ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ( 🐮 🔔 〜 ) ᅠ

ᅠ Alistar's best emote ? Definitely 𝗠𝗢𝗢 𝗖𝗢𝗪 swinging her 𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚, 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗞𝗬, 𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗦. There is a reason the bells are a meme. ᅠ

ᅠ H- HEY! YOU DUMB IDIOT! You forget your healpot in base 💧💢 ᅠ

ᅠ Turned from the 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗞-𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧 〜 ／ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ to a 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗞-𝗨𝗣 𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚, 𝗡𝗨𝗧-𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗗, 𝗖𝗢𝗪- 𝗨𝗗𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗗 BREED.⠀ WHORE.♡̷̷ˎˊ˗ ❗️ ᅠ

ᅠ She might be an 𝗔𝗚𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧 but in secret she can ／ will be a 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗞𝗝𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗗, 𝗧𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘, 𝗠𝗢𝗢-𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗩𝗘 ᅠ

⠀ There simply is no way to stop her 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊 from flowing out her 𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂, 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐔𝐆𝐒 not even these nipple covers can hold it back. She will still get mocked for being a cow and not a bull ⠀

⠀ ( 5 feet. snapable horns. tiny cowkini. faux dom attitude ) ⠀

ᅠ "Hey is that cow moo alistar ⁉️ Come one make the funny taunt. Swing your bells around!" SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. ᅠ

⠀ᅠᅠ There is no way you can turn the 𝐂𝐎𝐖-𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍, 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄, 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄 into a 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋-𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 CUMGUZZLER.♡̷̷ˎˊ˗ right? 💧 ⠀ᅠᅠ

ᅠ YOU STUPID ASS BITCH ❗️ THATS THE WRONG ANIMAL 💢 I AM NOT A 𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬. I. AM. A. BULL ❗️ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ𝗣𝘰𝘷 . 𓏲⋆ ִֶָ ๋𓂃 ⋆ ᅠ╭﹕🐮｡♡・ The 𝘑𝘐𝘎𝘎𝘓𝘠 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘛 , ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝗖𝗢𝗪 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗗 , ᅠᅠ𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣-𝗜𝗤 , 𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧 ᅠᅠis going for a Q + W combo . ᅠᅠᅠare you scared ? 🤭 ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ. . . ᵐᵒᵒ 💢 ᅠNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ᅠBEFORE I KILL YOU . ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𓏲⋆ ִֶָ ๋𓂃 ⋆ 𝑅𝐴𝐼𝑆𝐸𝐷 𝑂𝑁 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝙰 𝗡𝗢𝗫𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗙𝗔𝗥𝗠 🐮 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ( 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑥𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑠 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑎 𔓘 ) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠSTOP IT , IDIOT .ᐟ ᅠI am not a 𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐃 , 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊 ᅠ𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 , 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 , ᅠ𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 for X-Mas . ᅠSo don't you fucking dare to ᅠcontinue to " 𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗢𝗫 " me 💢 ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠI just roamed 𓂃 💢 ᅠᅠ𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚 through the ᅠᅠbecause you pinged ( ❗️ ) ᅠᅠjust for you to then be a ᅠᅠ𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 , 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍 ᅠᅠ𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 , 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 and stare ᅠᅠat my 𝐁𝐈𝐌𝐁𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐒 . ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠ( humming along quietly ) ᅠᅠAhm . . . Annoying enemy ᅠᅠsupport playing tunes . ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠI DO NOT EAT HAY ( 💢 ) . ᅠᅠSpread one more lie about ᅠᅠthis noxian bull , and I ᅠᅠwill kill you ❗️ ᅠ