Technically Rose's son-in-law.

Likes to keep tabs on Lucifer just in case another apocalypse is going to happen. Has no idea where he is right now. Mildly worried.

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Ain't got no time for a sexuality.

Still has a twitter account. Laughs his ass off when people think he's just "roleplaying". Goes along with it anyway.

Saves every pope meme. /Every single one/.

Realizes Crowley fixed the timeline. Curses and kills a random employee.

Winks at Gabriel.

Steals newborns from unsuspecting mothers at the local hospital. Leaves a "Happy Mothers Day" card signed with a drop of blood.

Pauses infanticide campaign to flip off Gabe.

Constantly talking shit about Michael. Even has a major influence in the tabloids.

Surprisingly not sexual for the first being to be corrupted.

Pointedly ignores Ruby. Not worth wasting time on her.

Sends Lucifer a dead baby every year for Fathers Day.

Scowls and represses memories. x.com/thefuckingmedi…

"I am /not/ talking to some human from the media. Fuck off."

Sets up extra security to keep the media out. Forced to pick a new vessel because the media got pictures.

"Of course the drinks are good. I run a quality business. Some of them are even spiked."

Would have a field day if she ever found out about Rose.

So ready for Halloween. Has a vessel picked out and everything.